|THE DUOPOLY WATCH by Steven Jonas|
April 19, 2015
Enter the GOP, 2016: Not Laughing
Do you want to know where the GOP stands, generically, for 2016? Well, there is one fascinating place to get that information. It’s called “GOP.com” (in the logo there is an elephant in the dot — that’s the party of non-cuteness trying so hard to be cute). It is indeed the main website of the Repubs. I put myself on their mailing list just so I can stay current with what they are talking about. (Of course that does from time-to-time [ho, ho, ho] stand at variance with what they are actually doing).
It presents what I presume is the (lowest?) common denominator, currently, that will underlie the 2016 GOP platform. I share its main features with you, below. For they are most revealing about what the party is about, and even more what it is not about.
Of course, as you know well, a number of candidates for the Repub. nomination have already entered the race. They each present certain variants to the common denominator, or at least they try to, to “show their independence” (even though whomever gets the Party’s nod will be so dependent upon its big money men and their whims and wishes.) There’s Ted Cruz, who along with the standard stuff is trying very hard to capture the standard of the Christian Right. He started out right there at Liberty University and at times seemed to be claiming the endorsement of the Liberty University version of Jesus Christ himself. (Of course, that version varies in many dimensions from those of many other Christian churches, but that is a matter for another time).
Then there is the self-styled “libertarian,” the ophthalmologist, Rand Paul, MD. No one ever seems to stop to bother defining exactly what “libertarianism” is in any detail, but whatever it might be, Paul’s very own definition of “liberty” does vary in meaning from that of the commons. On the one hand, not being officially Board Certified in his specialty by the American Board of Ophthalmology, Dr. Paul once upon a time took the liberty of setting up his own Ophthalmological Board in his home state of Kentucky. That might be called “taking some liberties.” On the other hand, he is firmly opposed to liberty for pregnant women to decide for themselves the outcome of pregnancy until the time of viability. Until very recently he had been a sponsor of the religion-based “Life at Conception Act”. Now his site settles for advocating every single religious-belief based possible restriction on the exercise of abortion rights, still with the website heading for the subject area: “Sanctity of Life.”
Next we find Marco Rubio, son of Cuban refugees, but not from Castro, rather from Batista, who doesn’t seem to know what he stands for on a variety of issues, such as immigration, exactly of which church he is a member (Mormon, Catholic, or Baptist — on certain policy issues they vary widely), and even Cuba, for there are strong right-wing business interests that are very happy with the “Obama-opening.”
But whoever the nominee is, he/she (don’t forget the failed HP executive Carly Fiorina) will have to gravitate back to the GOP version of the (Far Right) “center.” And here ‘tis, right from GOP.com. If you are a good Repub., site says, you will believe mainly in a set of slogans and sayings (with exceptions):
My-oh-my, what a target the Repubs. give us. It is redolent with the smell of oh-so-easy political pickings. But ah, is there a Democrat out there who can pick at those pickings and who has the nerve to do so? Aye. There’s the rub. Where is Thomas Cromwell when we need him?